Rick Perry-George W. Bush Dispute Still Burns

Q: How many members of the Bush Administra­tion does it take to screw in a

light bulb?



A: Ten...

1. One to deny that a light bulb needs to be changed

2. One to attack the patriotism of anyone who says the light bulb needs

to be changed

3. One to blame Clinton for burning out the light bulb

4. One to tell the nations of the world that they are either "for"

changing the light bulb or "for" darkness

5. One to give a billion dollar no-bid contract to Halliburto­n for the

new light bulb

6. One to arrange a photograph of Bush, dressed as a janitor, standing

on a step ladder under the banner: "Light Bulb Change Accomplish­ed"

7. One administra­tion insider to resign and write a book documentin­g

in detail how Bush was literally in the dark

8. One to viciously smear #7

9. One surrogate to campaign on TV and at rallies on how George Bush

has had a strong light-bulb­-changing policy all along

10. One to confuse Americans about the difference between screwing

a light bulb and screwing the country.



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