DON’T GET STDs
You watch Faux news and decide to become a Republican.
When you become a Republican, you feel powerful and important.
When you feel powerful and important, you insult people and order them around.
When you insult people and order them around, you become lonely.
When you become lonely, you got to a strip club to meet other Republicans.
When you meet other Republicans at the strip club, you drink heavily.
When you drink heavily in a strip club, you get STDs.
When you get STDs, you go to a doctor for treatment.
When your doctor treats you for STDs, he gives you a bill.
When you look at the bill, you realize the strip club got all your money and you can’t pay.
When you can’t pay, your doctor tells you about the new Healthcare Law.
When you hear about the new Healthcare law, you become a Democrat.
Don’t become a Republican and get STDs.
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