Vote for GOP if.........

Want to beat the GOP in a landslide? How about just listing their non-accomplishments in ads:

Vote for GOP if
1) You don't want people to have unemployment insurance.
2) You want to keep minimum wage at starvation levels.
3) You want 40 million Americans to go without health care.
4) You want women to be paid less than men for the same job.
5) You want gay people to all be thrown out of their jobs.
6) You want miners to die in underground explosions.
7) You want to work for Ebenezer Scrooge - you want workers to have NO say in their jobs - just do what their rich bosses want them to to, work the hours their rich bosses want them to work, for Chinese-level wages.
8) You want the children of disadvantaged Americans to die of starvation.
9) You want the elderly to work until they're either 90 or dead.

I could go on and on, but pick any of the above - if you're heartless, brainwashed or too selfish to want your brothers and sisters to thrive in America.